For the person who takes his time.

I know, it is silly, but a great ‘Dad’ gift. Stop the glassy eyed searching of the sweater isles and get him this, he’ll think you put some thought into it…

9. Toilet Light Flusher

For the Night Owl.

This made it in my top ten in not so much as it is a cool gift, but as it is really useful. Who doesn’t need this?

8. Organic Toiler Paper

For the Greenies.

I really like this idea even if it is only a decoration at this point. I would buy it if she would make reusable pieces. Save trees!

7. Toilet Paper that talks to you

For the passive agressive.

I would record, ‘Courtesy Flush!’ to be played at 30 second intervals interrupted occasionally by a whistled refrain of ‘Dock of the Bay.’

6. Sudoku!

For people who think they are really smart!

I find number games mildly painful, but it’s a  good gift for those who can add… to nine.

5. Pee and Poo

For those who support the EU.

I chose Pee and Poo because I really like that the design came from Sweden. I truly enjoy the Swedes’ off beat, charming, dry, no facial expression humor.

4. The Metal Sign

For the guest bathroom.

This is where you get to have fun! Unfortunately, this is all I could find for ‘toilet related.’ Would have liked an ‘Abandon all hope yea who enter here’ but it seems Dante hasn’t crossed over to Country Shabby Chic.

3. Decals. Gotta love ‘em.

For the artist.

If only I could design my own! Toilet Tatoos has a nice selection of traditional,and BoingBoing for some more, but if you are looking for something to make you smile, go to Etsy.

2. Toilet Monster

For anyone who’s still afraid of the toilet monster. (You know who you are)

Childhood fear, scary, unexpected. Encapsulates much of what we just don’t want to see when we lift the lid.

1. Sour Flush

For the sweet tooth

Made it to number one from the incredible amount of interest. I never had so many hits since this ‘candy’ post.

This is a sample of my list to come:

Potty Putter: “For that person who takes his time”

Don’t waste precious training time on the toilet! Get the Potty Putter that has everything you need for an exciting round of golf. Includes putting green, mini putter, flag stick and two golf balls.

You can buy it new from for $22.95 at golfun . Or used…um, on amazon for $19.

Silly, but I wish I would have thought of it first.

Must be Christmas shopping time as I can’t seem to get away from gift ideas….

Gross and funny at the same time… why not get yours now at OffBeat Treats?

“We’re the weird ones for sitting down to poop, if you want to go by sheer numbers.”

Mark Sisson’s MarksDailyApple.